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Nixxi 12/23/2025 11:56pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns was as good as his word. A Clown Air Force Reconnaissance team returned with the surviving members of the Nixxi. Fewer than I'd hoped had made it, but it far better than all hands lost. "You seem to be in real tight with these clowns," Raef sneered. He'd been the leader of one of the more belligerent faction when I left on my quest. Apparently his faction had won. "How about gettin' us some more of that Banana cream pie... And send a few more of thos...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 12/21/2025 11:55pm

Queen Abigail

Well I didn't figure SHE would be here. NO I didn't put her on the guest list. In fact she was on the ANTI guest list. Yeah well I can't micromanage every person in the chain, can I? I'm the friggin HIGHNESS. That's why I hire you. To manage the little things. Well you make sure of it. Meanwhile... yeah it's hard to keep track of her in the Hall of Crystal Vision. Especially since she looks just like me. I keep getting us confused. What? YES I'm using the glasses. How else do you t...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 12/19/2025 9:36pm

Jambi of Fanta

IN THE HALL OF THE CELESTIAL PRESIDENTS "Oh, excuse me, thank you. Excuse me! Thanks! Sorry!" I really need to sit in the middle of a row. It doesn't look as realistic if you are way off on the side. Or even a little bit. You need to be lined up directly dead-set bullseye to get really "locked in." "Gosh, I am so sorry!" A little bit of popcorn on somebody's lap isn't going to kill them. Ah, yes, this is perfect. But now I have to go to the bathr...(READ MORE)

S.S. Silly Goose 12/17/2025 11:45pm

Gambinous Farb

Got a job as navigator, as abandoned kingdoms are my speciality. I just need my maps! Waiting for them to be delivered....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 12/15/2025 11:48pm

Waylon MacCaa

Having harvested the power of @The Zaratan, or @Mwo as it has apparently named itself, well, we're really not sure where to go with it. Captain @Qwicol remains ensconced in his cabin, no doubt obsessed with the hideous loathsome shadows lurking there, and perhaps protecting us all from their nameless and unmentionable terror. But now, with the power of an ancient turtle of tremendous size under our control, what next? The idea of another mere transport contract seems beneath us, but with suc...(READ MORE)

Albion 12/13/2025 11:36pm

Adam Sol

Customs at Peppermint Bay is mercifully lax. And there's a budget for making ad hoc arrangements. "Can you at least stop the moaning? People are staring." says @Florence Twofoot. Leaving @The Dollbomination unattended onboard would have been a huge mistake. She has a short attention span, and is awake a lot. I open up the little speaking hatch I made in the crate up near her face. "Shhhhhhh... you just rest, girl. We're taking you to a park! It won't be long now."...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 12/11/2025 10:48pm

Lambient Hosier

"Yeah! You go get 'em, you... diversity!" Ol' gramps is hangin' shaggy under the shade. He's heirloom, alright. He's hollering at the meadow. There must be hundreds of different forbs down there, not to mention the grasses, sedges, and rushes. Gramps is one of the original hayseeds to land out here. Dropped out of the big monoculture corps and ventured into the wilderness. Was quite an embarrassment for the family at the time, but look at how they ended up. Nobody left of that...(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 12/9/2025 10:05pm

Terri D. Nemphis

WOW does it feel good to be out and in the world. All it took was a good wormhole and there's nothing I like better than squeezing through one of them thank you very much. Wait I WAS the wormhole? Now that's some Zen thinking right there. Anyway, I've got my own TSFTB ship and nobody on it but me but that's OK because I am MULTITUDES! That wormhole was more like a worm shredder if you know what I mean. And what I mean is I came out a hundred different little worms, and you know what they say...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 12/7/2025 11:15pm

Loretta Max

A lot of people have been writing in to ask if I get lonely out on the road by myself all the time, and why don't I have a partner or a companion at least on the long haul? Well, who says I don't? Ol' Danny's made out of shoe leather and sits there real quiet, mostly, just enjoying the ride....(READ MORE)

Invictus 12/5/2025 10:16pm

Nathan Hill

Luckily, Marta, formerly the kindly old woman, or vise versa, had to move on to other duties. Leaving First Mate Quiller and @Ensign Filbert and I and a select number of other crewmen of the Invictus at a watering hole on the giant station. "We need to leave a skeleton crew on board," I said. "We'll take shifts." This particular bar was packed with sky sailors from places I couldn't imagine. A group with long silver hair and nails, another of big burly human-sized guin...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 12/3/2025 10:51pm

Slobodkina

As near as I could figure, we were still under the surface earth. A hollow earth. That big WOOSH hole was taking us down, towards the ground, and everything here has a big "inside" feeling, like a sports arena as big as a planet. As we flew deeper into it, the sparkly sheen of the rocky mantel walls looked more like stars than minerals, but where increasingly obscured by clouds, and everything golden, basking in some light source still far away. We were headed for it until we hit a thi...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 12/1/2025 11:34pm

Timothy Littles

"Comrade Littles, we've regained connection with a pair of heavy lifters!" "Ah, see, Comrade Wee? I knew we weren't done for yet. Who've we got, Comrade?" "Drivers First Class Billy Bantam and Pete Petite." "Ah, good old Billy. Amazing Pilot. Yes we've still got a great chance of turning this mess around. Give me the horn and let me have a talk with those boys. It's time for Alarming Action Plan B."...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 11/29/2025 11:59pm

Timberlina

I'm always real nice to the new initiates at the Sugar Pine School. So few of them will make it, so when they wash out I want to make sure they don't leave hatin' the place. They got to be able to get back to their hometowns and have something nice to say about it. About the dream, about what can be accomplished. So I make sure to have them up to my treehouse for waffles and coffee at least once, so they can see it's not all snapped twigs and sweat and gettin' yelled at by the Masters. I want 'e...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 11/27/2025 10:53pm

Isabella Isoptera

I learned the hard way it's better to just go along with it. All of it. I keep my revolutionary dogma to myself, and enter all the pageants and contests they put in front of me. Also lots of volunteer work because that really helps in your applications. Military service seems like the next thing, then go to law school, and then eventually run for office. But for tonight, it's all about taking home the crown in the Hive Mound 255982 Junior Mizz Bee contest. Just wait till they see my talent p...(READ MORE)

Apollo 11/25/2025 4:48pm

Budgie Pete

Thank the Ornithomorphic Gods the girls got the Angels to calm down. I don't know there's anything in our universe that could stand up against them. Except the President's twins apparently. The Angels have taken up position all around the Sector 7 Containment Control facility, towering above the industrial reclamation infrastructure, making the mountains puny in the distance. Who knew they grew like that? The area around the epicenter is completely destroyed, and where the Angels have decide...(READ MORE)



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