ALL SHIPS' LOGS

The Crystal Skull 11/3/2026 11:07pm

Zamora the Magician

What's that on the horizon? Oh good lord. They've sent a ship. What desperate lunatics could they have hired for that job? Louise! Here kitty kitty! Time to come inside for a bit. Momma's going to be busy....(READ MORE)

The Eolas Anatolijus 11/1/2026 10:51pm

The Golden Wolf

sniff! sniff! It was her, again. "Trackers indicate she's rising, your highness. Into the sky." In one of their machines, no doubt. "We can still reach her, your highness." The Dust Devils. It'll take you days to get them back in the jars, my queen. "Unseal them, your highness?" We won't let her slip through our paws a second time....(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 10/30/2026 10:07pm

Grace Gearhorn

The big creature took an interest to @Claira's creature, perched on its snout like that. The big one stood stock still and crossed its eyes looking and the little one, and let out a single snort. They certainly did look a lot alike. Five cloven legs, black fur, three big horns, two glowing yellow-green eyes. One just much bigger than the other. It did seem like it could be a baby. The big one sat back on its haunches with a thud. Then it tried blowing air out its bottom lip up over its nos...(READ MORE)

prixxi 10/28/2026 7:13pm

Juli Gallant

You know that kind of party where suddenly there are vampires and they start turning everybody else there into vampires, in the most savage way? All over the dance floor, in the halls? Well THAT is what that wedding we went to turned into! Suddenly there's screaming and blood everywhere and people are going crazy. But not for too long because then you wake up and you're a vampire too. So naturally we head back to the ship, and everybody's a vampire here too now. Trouble is, where do we...(READ MORE)

Egregore 10/26/2026 10:04pm

Rose Nomenclature

As usual, @Billy Sabab was clueless. "Automatic Mannequins? Like at the top of the Verts?" "Yes," I said. "Those exact same Automatic Mannequins." "Following us? The whole time?" "Yes. They can track those glasses, you know." "Googles." "Whatever." "Well," he said, exchanging a meaningful glance with his first mate. She seemed to give him permission. "As a matter of fact, we're headed--"...(READ MORE)

SMILEYS BASEMENT 10/24/2026 8:13pm

Jason and Carl

JASON: Say, Carl, I heard they crossed an elephant with a dirigible. CARL: What'd they get? JASON: An animal that never forgets where it parked! (Jason cuts into a rousing few bars of Cripple Creek on his banjo) CARL: Jason, I hear the captain of Smiley's Basement got arrested yesterday. JASON: What for? CARL: Bigamy! He had three wives! JASON: That's not bigamy, that's trigonometry! CARL: Well, whatever it is, he's got his hands full! (Jason banjo again) JASON: Car...(READ MORE)

e 10/22/2026 11:18pm

Bretenda J

Crate 969 must have been misshelved. Didn't see the "special containment" aspect, if that volume was any indication. Ah, but on the shelf right next to it -- Vampire Rice! Cases of it. In their colorful styrofoam bowls and foil tops -- the distinctive yellow and red design. Used to see them at grocery stores all the time.THAT is what special containment is all about....(READ MORE)

The Metataxi 10/20/2026 8:31pm

Reema White Antelope

"Captain?" @Rita Pearl asked. "What are you doing here?" It was Rita, @Runa SecretTradition, @Ryung Brightness, and @Rachel Innocence. The whole landing party. "Here?" I asked, looking around. We were on the alabaster balcony where we'd clamped the Metataxi, looking at the lading team emerging from the shadows. Everything was oddly lit with a pleasant brightness. I noticed I was holding a big piece of pink chalk, and @Ran Pleasing and I were standing in th...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 10/18/2026 9:34pm

Capt. Frank Clarence

The first thing I did was check on the kids. @Hettie Bloomspice, @Flash McCoy, Beans and Mickey and Larissa. They were under various pieces of barn and windmill and plenty of dust, but nobody had a fence post through them or anything. Some splinters and bruises, but they were teen delinquents from the Chocolate Flats. Tough kids. Herb's chewcumber patch was gone, and there was the damage to his barn and the equipment. A lot of wrecked metal, but those horrible obelisks looked untouched. Not t...(READ MORE)

SS Evergreen 10/16/2026 11:50pm

Salty John

There was actually a path to the top of Worm Mountain, as we had been calling it. "Why do you think there's a path? Worms don't need a path." "Deer?" "We're the biggest animals on this island. Except for the worms." "Worms with legs?" As we made it to the top, we realized it was a clearing topped with a massive stone outcropping. The worms were in various stages of mooring their balloons to crags and gnarled trunks growing out of the rock, o...(READ MORE)

Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon 10/14/2026 11:02pm

Violetta Canali

The coordinates for the Zephyr Quick Station were back near where we dropped the metal containers with mushrooms growing out of them. That seemed like a bad sign. And when we got to the Quick Station, the airfield was filled with mushrooms. That seemed like another bad sign. The Quick Station crew came out to meet us as the sun was going down. They looked spooky coming out of the shadows, as if they were dressed in cloaks, arms and legs too long for their bodies. "Welcome, sailors...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 10/12/2026 10:41pm

Sister Elm

@Willow and Birch lead us out of the great stinky hall to a giant arch of stained glass. "Who knew Kaen Crystal could be so beautiful," said Little Sister Oak. The twins opened the tall glass doors, their rings beaming, and we entered another giant room, this one shaped more like an amphitheater, And it was made entirely of Kaen Crystal. Great beams of crystal, straight and mighty as mightiest trees, stretched out in all directions from the stage. And there, on the stage, s...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 10/10/2026 11:54pm

Armando Lupiz

You could always trust ol' @Billy Nails to do what's right, and follow his heart. That's what made him a great first mate, and since the Sadie Hawkin's path was usually lined right up with Billy's heart, you could always trust him to follow his heart. Nowadays things were a little different. We'd been stuck on land, the ship moored in a Langpa barn, all of us unmoored in in time. Not to mention the crew fraternizing with strangers on an unprecedented level. And for an old ship salt like Billy...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 10/8/2026 11:11pm

Rose Shaken

"Oh I knew ye'd find me! Mercy! Oh mercy upon me!" The witch had started wailing. I tried piling things over her face. Slacks, drapes, carpet bags. "You've caught me now! By the rules! The rules! Make your wishes and release me!" People were starting to look. "Oh grandma!" I said, in a loud stage whisper. "What kind of hijinks is she up to now?" People turned away. I unburied the witch's head. "Ok, hush, you!" I whispered to the he...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 10/6/2026 10:51pm

Billy Sabab

We'd made it through the night. Using the sounder's echolocation as a guide through the dark of night, we'd threaded our way through a maze of sheer-walled canyons and ravines. The sun was rising, and we were far from the battle. No idea where we were, but at least there was no way anyone could have followed us. "Ship approaching, directly behind us," said Shipman Eva, here eyes on the aft scopes. "But, I just got done saying--" "I can't get a good look at its p...(READ MORE)

The Sightline 10/4/2026 9:17pm

Clive Boodle

The first step was actually getting sucked into a Ghost Lantern. Plenty of ways to die on the front already. And while potentially devastating, the Ghost Lanterns haven’t been widely deployed as of yet. Thank god. But it does make the first step of this mission more difficult. C Boodle Trans-D Military Intelligence...(READ MORE)

agro 10/2/2026 11:05pm

Mandy Maple

Ol' Piney was a sweet galoot, but a little rough around the edges. Didn't care much for appearances, and I guess that's part of why I like him. But seemed like he hadn't brought his ship through the blimp wash since, well, since I'd seen him last, but the looks of it. The 8063 had a pressure washer of course. I'd left it down on the corner of the silicone seeding mat. Figured I'd have time to roll it up to the aerodrome and get it hooked up. Looked like Piney overshot the edge of the mat...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 9/30/2026 10:52pm

Chief PEO Stignatz

Chief Patient Engagement Officer's Log Lead Attack Nurse says we may have missed something when we came aboard. Do I want to think that you bunch of interns might have missed something in your sweeps? "NO SIR!" Then why is she having us take another look? Down in the hold? "THE HOLD IS STUFFED WITH BISCUITS. SIR!" Do you mean to say she's looking for biscuits, intern? "I mean there's hardly any room to hide in there. Just one narrow path through the...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 9/28/2026 9:56pm

The Head

"Well, it's certainly not what I'm used to." "Oh it's just like riding a bike, guvnah! You just pedal your two legs in your mind and all eight of these will just go where they oughta. The thing you will have to get used to is just all the places you can go. Up walls, over ceilings." There didn't seem to be too many ceilings in the god forsaken wilderness stretching into the night. Boulders, cacti, shadows... "And caves, guvnah. Plenty of caves out there."...(READ MORE)

base 1 9/26/2026 11:08pm

Mickey Fine

I knew somebody had been watching that key. Maybe a lot of somebodys. “How long have you been watching me?” The grizzled old seaman was trudging up ahead of me through the tunnel. This time the eye was squinting out of the other shoulder. “I got eyes all over,” he said. “Spotted you as soon as you came in.” “I didn’t get to enjoy it long. Nice cafe though.” “Am I in trouble? I asked. “Well, hopefully less now,” he said. “But this Base has been blown...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 9/24/2026 11:33pm

Private Vervet

"Who is he? He's dressed like a... zookeeper." "All he had on him was this taser. And the zip ties." "I suppose he could have shorted me out." "He must have followed us somehow. But doesn't even have a radio." "Maybe he's got an implant?" "I don't think they do that to themselves. Just war monkeys." Mmmmmmph! Mmmmmph! "What's he trying to say?" "Who cares? How are you feeling?" "Bette...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 9/22/2026 10:01pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

*GRINNI pounds on the wooden door again* LARRY MOON: I said go away! What part of "business hours" don't you understand? MARMIE: He sounds drunk. GRINNI: No, he always sounds that way. Er, yeah, maybe. DIDEL: Mr. Moon! We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, but there's a matter of--- *THUD hits the door from the inside* MARMIE: He's throwing things. LARRY MOON: Go away!! GRINNI: What if I said... Cucullata? *no noise from behind the door* LARRY MOON: I'd...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 9/20/2026 9:08pm

Auto Slops

Having a Bindy Binder Man in your head sure didn't seem like fun. "You just haven't gotten to know me yet," said the Bindy Binder Man. "We're gonna be best friends! Number one buddies!" "What happened to your last buddy?" I asked. I regretted it immediately. What if something terrible had happened? Was this Bindy Binder man in grief? In shock?" "Aw well, we always lose a few Bluefins in a fracas. Even when there isn't any opposition. Friendly fire...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 9/18/2026 9:42pm

Harry Otter

"You sure know your way around," I said to Big Bulldog. We were squatting in the body cavity of an enormous turtle apparently. "It almost seems like you've been here before." Big Bulldog leaned into the soft warm wall. "Aw, I've just got a big imagination," he said. Our ears popped some more. "Where do you imagine we're heading?" I asked. But I already knew the answer. "The Mermaid Imperium, of course."...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 9/16/2026 9:35pm

Kendall Warren

THE SHOCKWAVE OF SILVER SALTY FRUITS The shockwave was roughly 60 meters tall and radiated out from a central point. "RUN!" Macron cried as he sped past us. It was too late. The slithering fronds of the shockwave were already upon us. Not with gusts or thunder or lightning, but like feather dusters, or the downy wings of a downy owl, caressing us, showing us things in the silvery shadows. Reindeer in silver battle armor, horns adorned with bladed extensions, as exquisite as t...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 9/14/2026 10:55pm

Lt. Denkt

It was a long walk to find any witches. "Baaaaaaaa," said Captain @katelynn. A rotund and horrible looking witch stumbled out of the shadows. "Oh THERE you are, you naughty little goat!" She was dressed in rags, ready to burst, with a wretched pointy nose and gnarled yellow teeth bared in a rictus grin. "Caught by mommy's little helper. Oh!" For the first time she noticed Khlebnikov, Dranitsyn, and I. "Well, you're not goats," she said....(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 9/12/2026 11:16pm

Allison Nosilla

As a result, or a side effect I guess, one out of every 13 or so of us had got to see all of time at once. Well, all of "our" time, as far as you could see both forward and backward till it kinda faded off in either direction. Give or take a decade or so, depending on the individual. But the point was we'd seen it, the whole thing at once, plain as day. And it was as revelatory and life-changing as you here about it being for astronauts, when they see the earth all as one thing, beauti...(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 9/10/2026 10:23pm

Fritzi Zwicki

"You?!?" I cried. "The wizened old man with a white beard and a wink and a twinkle in his eye? What are you doing here?" The room seemed to disappear around me. The press conference; Marissa, the PR person, all the flashing cameras and shouting reporters... "Things were degrading here rapidly," he said. "So it all comes back to me." "YOU! You're the cause of all this... irrationality! What are you, some kind of... interdimensional chaos god?&...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 9/8/2026 11:11pm

Altus Avius

I saw @Aura Cathartes fiddling under the mattress. "Whatcha got?" I asked. Aura was definitely startled. Up to something for sure. "Just making the bed." "Yeah and now I know you got something there and you just know I'm gonna loook. C'mon! Spill it!" Aura looked disgusted. Then pulled out a package from under the mattress. "Quartermaster at Point Astrum said I drop them off next time we're in the Cinder Shoals and there'd be something in it f...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 9/6/2026 10:40pm

Ma Brines

Who coulda guessed but FOOD FOR THOUGHT was a sham! Turns out to be nothin but junk food. The idea of an idea—nothing real about it. Hence no nutritional value. I’m so disillusioned. Seem to have lost my appetite....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 9/4/2026 11:28pm

Shelly Vargas

Thank you, @Ronan Kreutz. Connecting you with a Special Operator now. Please hold....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 9/2/2026 9:24pm

Milt McGee

Tom and I sat slumped against a cave wall. "It's... over?" Tom whimpered. I was wiped out. But I'd been here before. "All but the last part," I said, suprised with myself for being able to form sentences. The room was lit with tasteful inset bioluminescent lichen in the contours of the stone walls. The floor was flat. The room was entirely empty. "Who... can do such a thing? To another... being?" Tom asked. "Who would do such a thing?" &q...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 8/31/2026 11:42pm

Larry Fantasio

"We need some lighting in a bottle," Black Hermione said. "What happened to what you already stole?" asked the Kachina manager. ("You can call her Crow," Black Hermione whispered to me.) "Do I look like I'm in a state to open bottles?," Black Hermione asked. "I'm a dag-blamed wooden ventriloquist head with no hands!" "Well that's what friends are for," said Crow. She crackled when she talked. "But there was a time you...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 8/29/2026 10:08pm

AG Little

And, from over the edge of the infinite distance of that perfectly flat horizon, tossing up a thin cloud of dust or snow, growing ever so slightly larger as it approaches, diffusely lit by the three suns floating ponderously in the sky, a strange, root-vegetable shaped recreational vehicle inches closer and closer, incrementally growing larger and larger......(READ MORE)

- Resubmission - 8/27/2026 9:59pm

Brachy Ura

I... AWAKEN! NO LONGER "ON ICE," MY CRUSTACEOUS CONTEMPORARIES AND I HAVE ARISEN FROM THE DEEP FREEZE, AND ARE ALREADY SEIZING CONTROL OF THE MIGHTY RESUBMISSION WITH OUR POWERFUL CLAWS. NEXT--OUR DESTINY AWAITS: ON KRAB MEN ISLAND!...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 8/25/2026 10:42pm

Maximus Monk

"I don't think I've ever watched anything more boring," Petunia said. "Not just the writing, but the acting! If you can call that acting." "Pure artifice. No substance. Just a lot of grandiose hand waving, on every level," said Jocko. "Hopefully it was just a rehearsal, or warmups, or something," I said. "But we were able to get through them, and with no trouble." "Yeah till they go back to the mansion and raise the alarm that we're...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 8/22/2026 10:14am

Count Almaviva

«Ora», disse l’uomo-scimmia, «è il momento della parte meno affascinante della tua missione». «Minerva DePlume è sempre affascinante», disse Minerva DePlume. «E», continuò l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà una forza enorme». «Benefico Sal ha sempre la sua enorme forza», disse Benefico Sal. «E», proseguì l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà grande astuzia». Tutti mi stavano guardando. «Non capisco perché mi stiano guardando tutti»,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 8/20/2026 10:46pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns invited me to his office. He was a lot more confident than he was before. "So where's your little friend?" he asked. "I haven't seen Four-hole Flat since the Big Button Conclave," I said. But I had a feeling the President of the Clowns already knew that." "Aw, why ain't that a shame. And d'you know what else's a shame?" he asked. "Your crew. How can you run an empire wid da like a dose no-goods." "It's not...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 8/18/2026 11:06pm

Cat Wrangler Tom

"Whoah, kitty!" Meshmesh strains at his reins. He wants to run. "Easy, boy." Meshmesh curls and pops his claws on the mossy forest floor. Really tearing it up. There! Through the goggles I can make out the extra shadow in the wood. The one that doesn't belong there. "Giddyup, Meshmesh!"...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 8/16/2026 11:44pm

Timothy Parker

The Seven Celestial Presidents served concurrently, commanding their presidencies from each of the seven star stations each called home. Together, they controlled the largest volume of space ever to be ruled by a single government, albeit one with seven distinct seats of power....(READ MORE)

S.S. Silly Goose 8/15/2026 10:36pm

Gnolt Gnolty

I'd expected more of a welcome from the Swampinos. Usually there were a whole gaggle of them, eager to grease you up with their mud butter for the trip down the tubes. But the Mudlands were empty, except for the tubes and the haze and the remnants of the science outpost. Maybe they just got held up. We decided to bide our time in the least decrepit quonset near the landing site....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 8/13/2026 9:55pm

Mwo

The merfolk had once been nomads. Hunter gatherer types. Roaming the seas on somewhat predictable migratory patterns, following schools of their favorite fish, foraging the seaweed forests as they roamed. The idea of staying in one place didn't resonate with them. And isn't it the natural inclination of the merfolk to keep moving? To always have fresh water streaming through their gills? Continuously in motion, like the sea itself. So why would they stop and settle down? Seems like a lot of w...(READ MORE)

Albion 8/11/2026 9:51pm

Florence Twofoot

"She's hungry! It's the smell of those cakes that's driving her mad!" I holler at @Adam Sol. We're in hot pursuit of @The Dollbomination across the warehouse district of Peppermint Bay, following her wake of destruction. "But... cake?" ol' Adam pants back. "She's got a head full of rats, Why aren't they headed to the cheese?" "No stinky cheese in Peppermint Bay," I reply with the old adage. "And besides, she's only rats on the inside. On the ou...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 8/9/2026 10:31pm

Karl Kornstad

Well, they're kind of like hominy, except much bigger, and wheat shaped. We whittle 'em down and mix 'em up real good with spring water and salt and the like and pour it into the molds let it bake in the sun, one slice at a time....(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 8/7/2026 8:43pm

Terri D. Nemphis

"May day! May Day!" "Hey get off the radio! Gimme that!" "Why I'll--" "Ooof!" "Ouch!" "Alright you two! Break it up" "Yeah dogpile! Through these guys off the ship!" "Ooof!" "Hey which one is which?" "You're one!" "No I'm not. He is." "Who's got the wheel?" "Ooof!"...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 8/5/2026 9:34pm

Loretta Max

Ol' Danny's always seeing things. Which is strange on account of as he has no eyes. Instead of following his fancy, I dialed up the Zephyr Air job hotline. Hopefully I hadn't been blackballed following my recent insurance claim. "Zephyr Air Job Hotline. How can I be of assistance?" "Yeah this is Denali XV. Calling in for a regional procurement offering." Don't know why they have such fancy names for just picking up a job. "Denali XV please hold while I pul...(READ MORE)

Invictus 8/3/2026 10:10pm

Nathan Hill

"So..," First Mate Quiller said, "I don't think we want to get back home any time soon. Nothing but trouble waiting for us there." We were attempting to frog march @Ensign Filbert back to the Invictus. He was exceptionally wobbly and gangly. "You're not wrong about that. But, don't you have family or friends or something to get back to?" I realized I'd never talked to Quiller about her life outside of work before. "We all know what we're signing up fo...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 8/1/2026 10:29pm

Rim Ranger Rick

TIme to welcome a new batch of tourists. It's always tough to give them the news. We've got a brochure, and maps with approved camping areas clearly marked. I put a little sticker on it for the "you are here" part. But there's no going back the way they came, whatever hole they fell through....(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 7/30/2026 7:30pm

Pete Petite

Of course Billy wants ME to go first. "Umph!" "Slow down! Give me some space. It's pitch black in here." "Oh, yeah," Billy said. "Sorry." It was a narrow space. You could touch the sides with your hands. Felt like things on shelves. Boxes, jugs. "Just keep heading forward." "Well what do you think I'm doing? There's no where else to go," "Keep your hands out front. There's bound to be a door, or something.&quo...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 7/28/2026 7:37pm

Timberlina

I was on the western edge of Sugar Pine territory. There’s a buffer we keep between the Dreampines and the frontier and I enjoy a treewalk in that area from time to time. The trees are strong in the western edge, and allow a Timberjack a mighty spring from crown to crown, sometimes leaping two or three trees at a time. It’s easy to get lost in the moment. Which is why the Frontier Timberjack saw me before I saw them....(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 7/26/2026 11:49pm

Isabella Isoptera

I've won a lot of freedom by just going along with the program. And let me tell you it's a sweet life. I've still got my waggle, still this side of "the change." I waggle around the cellulose sugar pool with the rest of the b-queen court laid out on the pool chairs, sipping peptide cocktails and soaking up the UV. Palm trees line the pool area, obscuring the smoke from bombs dropping in the distance. Beyond our mound, of course. Just keeping things in order out in the hinterlands....(READ MORE)

Apollo 7/24/2026 11:26pm

Mr. Vice President

Oh god the President was always trying to kill me. There was the time he came in when I was in the bath and pretended to accidentally drop the hair dryer in. Luckily the cord was too short. Then there was the hole he had made right in the floor of the Oval Office and put a carpet over it and tried to get me to walk on it but I could tell something was up and then the press secretary did it. And there were spikes. And then the robot assassins. Right before he disappeared. The Accountab...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 7/22/2026 7:35pm

Memory Gal

"I'm not taking that so-called 'flu shot.'" "Memory Gal, as part of the team, you've got to take it. We can't risk one of us being out with the flu." "As Memory Gal, my super-memory is my one power. If anything makes me spacey, or impedes that power in any way--" "There's no clinical proof it will effect your memory. I've tested it extensively in our lab. On rats, on our captured super villians." "Did any of them have super-memory?"...(READ MORE)

Araceli 7/20/2026 11:24pm

Jimmy Three-hands

A fib?! Truth be told, Jimmy Three-hands had told many a fib. A long list of fibs, and a long list of fib recipients. Which one of these was of a concern to these owls? "We're a consultancy," said the little @Enchanting_Owlet as it led the way down the tunnel of twigs, "but we're not for hire." "How do you know Jimmy Three-hands told a fib?" I asked. The little owl turned and looked Jimmy Three-hands right in the third eye. "Oh, everybody's told a...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 7/18/2026 10:29am

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Not a word from that orbital supply hub, I'm afraid. Waited and waited. Been spending nights out on the aerodrome with the 70mm telescope seeing if we could spot it. So many darn orbital supply hubs these days! Then we saw what very well may have been the unmanned shuttle we were waiting for. Saw it coming, in a burning green flame, then over shot us and landed some miles to the west. Were just hoping it didn't cook our meatballs too hard! Or, of course, the One (1) AVESAPIEN...(READ MORE)

E.L. Spence 7/16/2026 10:51pm

Jeri Jade

I slept quite soundly, though a bit submerged in the voluptuous eiderdown of the bed, and found the room as overstuffed as the night before, drapes and curtains and tapestries billowing in the morning light.  The sunlight was quite severe, blasting through the windows of my bed chamber. Or at least blasting to my eyes, and I had consumed a large number of dots with Mrs. Vandenberg the night before. But not a spot on me, thanks to her strange animal. Where was that creature now? I wonder...(READ MORE)

U.S.S. Lilybug 7/14/2026 11:09pm

Cetacea Jones

And then the crew did lock me out. Jerks. Luckily I'd bundled up in the arctic gear so I could spend as long as I wanted hanging microphones off the rail, trying to engage one of these Sky Whales in conversation. But now I feel the crew has actually forgotten about me, because no amount of banging rouses anyone to the hatch. And now I'm quite tired, and ready to go in. And cold. The sun never quite gets below the horizon this time of year, but with the windchill and this altitude I can assure yo...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 7/12/2026 4:38pm

Captain Pirate II

"I was, right, right? We do all have our own Mephitis?" I asked Captain Pirates V and III on our way out of the restaurant. "I mean, I haven't seen mine for awhile..." "Waiting for you on Mt. Shasta," bellowed Captain Pirate V in his burly tone. "And my crew?" I asked. "When you were assaulted by @Captain Pirate," Captain Pirate III said, "It knocked things a little cattywampus." That didn't sound good. "Your docto...(READ MORE)

The Revelation 7/10/2026 11:38pm

Phoenix Quinn

We slipped out of the cargo hold and into a passageway. "I'm feeling a bit under dressed," said Camy. It was true. After making it up a couple of decks, the passengers we passed were dressed incredibly well. Mod tuxedos and slinky gowns. Haute couture from planets we hadn't been to. We were only in our regular street clothes, and they'd gotten a lot more lived in since we first landed on the beach. "We're not going to blend in at all. We're gonna get busted, like, immedi...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 6/16/2026 11:00pm

starfilly

with no work and no honey bundles, the band just kinda broke up. the tension slowly grew, with nik and rik and chik getting annoyed with humboldt and darlene’s prima donnaing, and fred and zane getting dozier and dozier on account of no sweet sweet honey bundles, and @Biran starting to realize we ate all the sweet sweet honey bundles so we couldn’t deliver any to the zephyr qwick stops, and we had fallen way off the ritual trance circuit circuit in any corridor, and how was he gonna pay that...(READ MORE)

Mórbido do brejo 12/3/2024 4:56pm

Sapin

olha, eu sou boa nos serviço, nunca quebrei nada, so responsavel, gosto de sorvete, e moro no acre...(READ MORE)

Toxic Shipping #4583 11/1/2024 11:35pm

Little Matty

Boy am I glad to get out of Compound #8295. Sure, they seemed quite fond of me, but I figure this body's grown back as much as it's going to, and I gotta get out and see the world! I feel like a whole new guy, frankly. So I got ol' #4583 back into working order and I'm off to make my way in this great big toxic world. So long, toxic chumps!...(READ MORE)

The Bloody Death 5/8/2024 11:34am

Jonathan

I need money...(READ MORE)

Exordium & Terminus 1/21/2024 8:49am

Aelia

I accept the job offered......(READ MORE)

The Imaginary Potato 12/12/2023 8:49pm

Iliketrains.wheee

I like potatoes. Do I potatoes?...(READ MORE)

Government housing 12/4/2023 11:36am

Government housing

I take the job HEHEHE...(READ MORE)

404 not found 11/27/2023 2:43pm

huifdjhgbveghy

the crez hqs unfortunqtley been cursed to groz ,ustqches qfter the che,icqls got ,ixed qound: unfortuqnley ,y keyboqrd is still cursed; so nobody cqn reqd this:...(READ MORE)

SS. Simpson 11/13/2023 2:04pm

Dies Vitae

I hired 6 crew members, and the wild rock has eaten them all! Ships, please help! We are stranded at Bubblegum Island, full of deadly bunnies who will stop at nothing to eat you, quicksand/bubblegum, and a giant Bubblegum volcano that is due to erupt any minute now!...(READ MORE)

mondgilde 10/17/2023 11:40am

m00nglad3

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the Omega project 8/1/2023 9:54pm

Pinstripe

What is it like to be a pinstripe and lose your stripes? To be a jacket, deconstructed? What lies within, indeed? Mrs. Krause was kind as she clipped away the remnants and tatters of my old life. How did we finally locate The Great Dry Cleaners? How did we even make it from @smiley's warehouse to this fortunate ship? It's all a blur of traveling jacket hibernation and trans-pattern drift, aided perhaps by the consciousness expanding powers of nano-flavonids. If only @Houndstooth were here...(READ MORE)

spes 6/7/2023 3:07am

fugemo

?...(READ MORE)

Zephyrus 5/27/2023 11:12am

June

Hi, I have two people available to get these gears for you. Would that be enough? Precautions are a good thing to take....(READ MORE)

USA 4/14/2023 10:24am

NoOne

I picked up the specified object and dropped it off at the following location: 46°14′06″N 06°02′42″E, 2010...(READ MORE)

smiley's warehouse 2/12/2023 10:10pm

Herrringbone

At @Seersucker's request, I went in search of a janitorial station, looking for stain remover. After having no luck in a certain broom and mop closet I noticed one of the ceiling tiles ajar and decided to poke my (borrowed) head in to take a look. Naturally it was quite dark and I couldn't see anything but hints of a framework of metal supports, extending into the darkness like a wild jungle gym at night. But the breeze was fresh and there was a sense of space and openness, and I began to climb....(READ MORE)

SS.youhaveashrimpy 2/6/2023 2:37pm

rae

russia...(READ MORE)

Trade Federation 1/30/2023 9:18am

1233asas

yes...(READ MORE)

hindenburg 12/14/2022 10:26am

John doe

We set sail for america!...(READ MORE)

Battle Sub 10/11/2022 11:28am

mystery

day one lets see how this goes...(READ MORE)

-.-. --- .-. .--. --- .-. .- - .. --- -. ... / -.. 8/26/2022 8:40am

hmmm

This is my first job & I screw this up it's 'cause I did NOT get ANY training. Also yea, I accept it....(READ MORE)

Deadman's Last Ride 6/8/2022 6:15pm

Enfer

lost... again... who would have guessed it... we need a job, and one soon... we'll take anything at this point... crew's getting restless and annoyed... this is an... odd... situation......(READ MORE)

The Atlantic Sway 5/15/2022 11:04pm

Dr. Erwin Strand

Subject W114b** Breakthrough Intelligence Sequence Investigation  The aquatic mammal registered as @Northern Right Whale has consistently shown ULTRA MK level mastery of an increasingly sophisticated semiotic result chain and implementations. Graduation to operation Mama Goose has been approved.  The first airship specially scaled for large Earth whales has recently been completed. It is large enough to support a crew of 12 large Earth whales in its aquatic habitat. This “aquarium of...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai in a tragically Sad America 5/13/2022 1:04pm

MayteeV

’Ello Maytee! I think I moight be able to help ye with the job, provided I shall be provided with coinage. As you can see, me sweet lady ship goes all the wae from the New World to the easter asian islands, and Me just so happens to be stationed about lil ol Koloszvar. The eye contact thengye won’t pose a roblem, as I robbed meself of sight in order to look kool while rocking the double eye patches. Anywaes, If ye wanna contact me, ye shall send a pigeon up in the sky, with a message and...(READ MORE)

S S Rosemary 5/12/2022 9:20am

Captain M Wood

Fellow Transporters! We at the S S Rosemary are officially taking our first job! We will be delivering black holes in canning jars for our client Chyppe Sol. Our port will be Tamkar-7 in Andromeda, which is a bit out of the way, so we understand if no-one wants to meet us there. Despite the assurances of the job posting, we will be spending a day black hole proofing our ship and ourselves, and we should be able to deliver in 2 earth days. SIgning off Capt M Wood...(READ MORE)

Non Sum Qualis Eram 5/1/2022 11:29pm

Asphodel Meadows

Dear Captain, I am leaving this note pinned to the hatch of the Non Sum Qualis Eram in hopes that you and your crew will discover it upon returning from lunch. I find the canteen at this particular aerodrome to be exceptional, as you no doubt discovered if you ordered their speciality -- grilled cheese and tomato soup! Even if you are not a tomato soup fan I believe you will find it utterly irresistible. I frequently come to this particular aerodrome to judge the measure of the various sh...(READ MORE)

Wait what do I put here? 2/26/2022 2:06am

Shelale M.

Im just an amateur, please be nice to me captain TvT...(READ MORE)

Voyager 7/9/2021 4:49pm

max

hi...(READ MORE)

sus 6/16/2021 1:51pm

pink

sus among us best yes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep rubux robux robux yes yes ye s yeysss death...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 3/15/2021 7:26pm

Dirac Fermion

Hey has anybody seen my antiparticle? And let me give you a hint it's not my sister Majorana. Anybody can tell she's her OWN antiparticle. She thinks everything is always about her. She's so high energy. AND maintenance. It's ME who has to worry about my antiparticle showing up at any minute, poofing me out of existence. It's why I stowed away here on the Golden Stone. My antiparticle would NEVER think of looking for me h-----...(READ MORE)

Fart Squad 1/7/2021 5:51pm

StinkyFart

i fart, it stink, ow stinky hlep.,...(READ MORE)

04 12/14/2020 8:54pm

Officer Fresno

Hullo? tap tap tap Anybody home? Sorry I'm late. There was a paperwork mixup down at the station. Anyway, we had a report of some suspicious activity so we're just following up. Anybody? tap tap tap...(READ MORE)

St. Ableberry 11/22/2020 2:30pm

Pantha Abelberry

It's no problem! I can speak draconic, so the dragons will probably understand! I'll get right to it!...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 11/18/2020 10:53pm

Pomme Contrebandier

C'est ainsi qu'a commencé notre plus belle vie à l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A. J'ai trouvé que mon partenaire commercial était un homme changé. L'air frais et l'exercice lui ont fait du bien, sans parler du soleil, que sa peau blanche et pâteuse avait rarement ou jamais vue auparavant. Cela, associé au pain surnaturellement nutritif de l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A, a donné à mon partenaire autrefois paresseux et obséquieux une nouvelle résilience. Maintenant qu'il a part...(READ MORE)

USS Enterprise 11/16/2020 11:04am

Captain Squirrel Esq

Land, ho! And a yo-ho-ho to you, which is just one yo- away form Santa, with all the Jollyness it brings! We are hereby most honoured to undertake this brave venture, and hand over these here Ancient Shortbreads even more Ancient to the recipient, in five years time! It shall certainly add to the value of the vintage. In the meantime, we shall boldly skedaddle, where no man has skedaddled off to before!...(READ MORE)

Gamer 11/3/2020 9:34am

Brap

This job be so fine...(READ MORE)

jdfalf 10/26/2020 3:33am

ProCluck77

fff...(READ MORE)

The Warrior13 9/30/2020 12:26pm

Luna R. W.

9/30/2020 I'm so happy to take this job I hope nothing blows up like last time!...(READ MORE)

The Mad-lad Potato 8/14/2020 10:52pm

Roberto Shelton, Jr.

Reality Generation Newsletter -- August Edition Thanks to @Captain Alea Downton and her top-notch crew of singing lasses of the air, reality generation devices were successfully deployed in the Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City areas. This created the the additional "ooomph" necessary to straighten out the kinks in the Great Trunk, and should keep things running smoothly in this generated reality for some time to come (or...(READ MORE)

Skyside 4/21/2020 3:26pm

Sarika

ill take the job, but only if you kill them too...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 12/22/2019 11:11pm

Clammy Hamsphere

I've been having trouble convincing my brothers three to get together to watch the new Mermaid Imperium. Back during the hard times, that show really brought us together. But now that we're all rich as kings it's like we've lost what's really important between us. We might all have housekeepers and AI powered bidets, but we've traded it for our humanity. I'm having trouble finding that station again anyway. Can't remember which of the 7,218,198 channels it was. It was some kind of public acc...(READ MORE)

The Rapture 12/1/2019 10:43am

that_name_isnt_taken

The Rapture left the continent of North America from Patrick’s AFB from Brevard County, Florida, USA, on Sunday, December 1st, 2019 at 1:27 PM EST. At 1:30 PM, several miles off shore, The Rapture activated an experimental device created by Terrazian Futuristics, called “THE WORLD,” causing Earth to appear to slow to almost a complete stop. In reality, The Rapture is going at extreme speeds. The Rapture exited “THE WORLD” at 1:32 PM EST off the coast of Guinea. The airship continued...(READ MORE)

Conquest 10/23/2018 11:57pm

Cara

Might be something with the transmission, but somethings going wrong. I don't think anything is getting through. If it is, I really need that job done, but it isn't showing up. I don't think the managers know that I'm kinda stuck. well, help if you can....(READ MORE)

Atlas 10/11/2018 11:39pm

Alex Marleybone

The Resurfacing has been accomplished with hardly a dent to the army. The Desert Arachni were admittedly reluctant to face defeat, and some good men had been lost to the gracious cause. Their deaths were not in vain, however. The breach into the ancient surface had been successful, despite the sacrifice of some beautiful ruins. When witnessing such destruction had reminded me of the previous memories of attending expeditions with my old crew mates, and how we planned months to reach here. Since...(READ MORE)

Ventura 7/23/2018 8:47pm

Olivia Diaz

It's so satisfying to have one's theories proven true. If only there was some way to share it with the people back home! And by home, of course, I mean Earth. We were prepared for this, and had been transmitting data back to HQ up till the very last minute. No doubt the last of it got a bit garbled in some interesting ways, but hopefully they'll find something useful in it. But the fact remains that our theories about the Brane were correct--that by reuniting it with its entangled partn...(READ MORE)

The Savage 5/31/2018 3:20pm

captain ryan

My ship is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)

The Knight Snug 4/29/2018 5:26pm

Facewoods

Yo...(READ MORE)

The Holy Bibbizle 4/29/2018 2:32am

Grape Man Jones

God bless The Holy Bibbizle...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson

Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin

Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am

Veedle

Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII

- .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... . .-.. .--. / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .- -.-. . / ... - --- .--. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... / -. --- / .-. . .- ... --- -. / - --- / ..-. .-.. -.-- / ..-. --- .-. . ...- . .-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... .. .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .- -.-. . / ... - --- .--. / --- .... / ... - --- .--. / - .... . / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. ... / .- .-. . / .--- ..- ... - / ... --- / ...- . .-. -.-- /...(READ MORE)

The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts

22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm

Trix

This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am

Tate

the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl

Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am

AyeAyeCaptain

Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am

smollbeanboii

Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II

Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)