Herbert Alamak
earliest post first | most recent post firstol' big balloon 2/23/2026 8:01pm
Dagnabbit! Here I am just trying to jump off this world and into another and what in the name of the Chocolate Twins happens? I get caught up in some pirate's net, and drug back down to the confounded dust. Who ever heard of something coming IN from the out there. Ain't nobody in their right mind wanna come here, and now what am I gonna do about it?
You got no right! You hear me?! Let me up in that ship!
ol' big balloon 3/7/2025 9:03pm
I'll be glad to finally get off this ball of chocolate dust. And that Bloomspice boy is lucky to have made it already. I guess if there's going to be a day for it, it might as well be today. And guess I don't care who else gets caught up in it. I warned 'em all to keep their distance, but really I think I'll be doin' 'em all a favor...
ol' big balloon 2/1/2023 10:06pm
An enormous pumpkin? I'm sorry, Frank, I haven't seen such a thing. Sounds rather far fetched, doesn't it? A huge pumpkin, floating in the sky? No Frank, I can't say I've seen anything like that out here past the Flats.