SHIP'S LOG:

agro

Hove Albion 8/11/2023 11:27pm

Sure, I felt a little uneasy about eating Sentient Slimes at first. I'd seen the movie about the one the scientist made friends with, and how it built itself a house out of its favorite books and became a cruciverbalist. But when my friends got me drunk enough to try one I was hooked! You should try one too! Don't wait till you're drunk! Sentient Slimes have changed my life.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZEPHYR QUICK STATION #8861B/A65. ACTORS PRESENTING TESTIMONIALS MAY HAVE BEEN COMPENSATED WITH FREE PRODUCTS AND/OR DISCOUNTS ON SENTIENT SLIMES. #CONVENIENCE

Mr. MIlner 4/30/2023 11:13pm

I'm starting to have a funny feeling about these sentient slimes. The folks that love to eat 'em just don't seem themselves. Oh, not in a bad way or nuthin. If anything they seem more calm, and respectful like.

Tony, who's one of the original sentient slimes and I retained as an accountant, tells me sentient slimes do have that effect on people.

Mr. MIlner 1/17/2023 10:21pm

I'm the proprietor at Zephyr Quick Station #8861B/a65, and we've already sold out of that shipment of packaged sentient slimes we got delivered. They're so dang good they just walk right off the shelves -- into your mouth!

Can we arrange for another one of those shipments, please? People are starting to get downright violent when I have to tell 'em we're sold out. Make it a double order! A triple! Pack your whole dang blimp with 'em but just get me as much as you can as soon as possible, and I'll make it worth your while.

agone 10/21/2022 8:19am

I shall deliver the goods safe

Joanne B - 10/1/2022 12:33pm

Job claimed by agone 2022-10-21 08:19:45

I need someone to pick up these packaged sentient slimes.