SHIP'S LOG:
The Redmane
earliest post first | most recent post firstBooth Randall - 2/15/2022 11:10pm
Job claimed by Ace Boeman 2022-02-16 06:55:52
HAUNTED UPHOLSTERY PLUS -- CHAIRS, BOOTHS, & STOOLS
People often stop and ask me "Booth, just what do you do with all that nasty old haunted upholstery you remove from restaurants and diners of the dead when installing your award-winning vinyl and naugahyde modern haunted upholstery?"
The answer is: We dump it! We hide it! We make sure nobody ever sees it again!
And that's where you come in, Zephyr Air Transport Delivery Person. With a ship.
We've got thirteen bushels of old haunted upholstery that needs removal from our workshop on Old Cemetery Road, Clatsop. We STRONGLY recommend a Grade 7 Artifactual Containment Chamber to store them in during transport. Grade 7 Artifactual Containment Chamber not included with shipment.
Where and how you decide to unload them is up to you -- but if these possessed and toxic waste products are ever traced back to Haunted Upholstery Plus, or is subsidiaries and sister companies, the captain will hereby face The Curse of the Haunted Kissing Booth for the rest of their years.
That is all. Don't be a stranger and drop on by today!