SHIP'S LOG:

No Questions Asked

Sally McNancy 8/9/2023 11:59pm

This furniture gives me a disturbing feeling.

I don't know whether to throw up or accept it as some nouvelle ironic chic.

Everyone looked monstrous at my party. Disgusting, disturbing creatures. They had a good time, but I'm just not sure that's the kind of party I want to have.

@Rebus Wilson can you remind me of the return policy? There was only the one party.

Sally McNancy 4/28/2023 11:34pm

Yes I've been in contact with Zephyr Air about the delivery of a new sectionette to my orbital living structure here on the Outer Rim. It's a mid-century modern orbital living structure with a hi-fi and sisal carpet and floor to ceiling windows and a view of the wandering moons. But I need a zippy new sectionette to make it complete!

They referred me to this number after selecting my sectionette from the catalog.

My address is:

Sally McNancy
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8ގㄥގ60ㄣ0ㄣ
the outer rim

Rebus Wilson 1/15/2023 11:53pm

After signing my life away on a big shipment of substandard living room furniture, I'm faced with providing home delivery to all of my wonderful customers out here on the Outer Rim.

Would it be possible to extend my contract with Zephyr Air Transport?

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Hopefully,

Rebus Wilson

Agent McHull 10/20/2022 1:03pm

Hi. Before we talk any further I need to get this stuff lifted up. Could you sign here, here here and here. Just some formal paperwork, you know, consenting to having us carry this stuff, paying us, agreeing to be...'disposed of' if anything unusual happens involving the furniture. Normal stuff.

[Redacted] 10/20/2022 12:56pm

Yeah sure. We can pick up your furniture. Agent McHull will meet you in a few minutes. Don't ask how he gets there so fast.

[Redacted] 10/20/2022 12:52pm

Ugh new ship, new smell. I hate the smell of new Zephyrs.

Fruits McGill - 9/13/2022 10:35pm

Job claimed by [Redacted] 2022-10-20 12:56:34

SUBSTANDARD LIVING ROOM FURNITURE

At Heritage Dynasty Furniture, we sell only the finest dinettes, kitchenettes, cabinettes, and sectionalettes for modern people in modern homes with modern tastes. 

We also have a backlog of substandard furniture and home accents that we’re sending to the Outer Rim at rock bottom prices. 

We need a dedicated airship delivery crew to form the backbone of our supply chain as we ring in a new era of taste in the Outer Rim. Drop by our factory outlet in the third quadrant to apply and pick up this long lasting and rewarding work.