SHIP'S LOG:

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Emile Valentine 8/24/2018 1:48am

I hope that I can get these normal human things!! Wait..., do I see a crack in one of those human things, Well CAPTAIN Emile Valentine fears NO human things whatsoever! HA-HA!.. More cracks?

Well me and my new pet, Magnifico the unflappable are on our ways to drop off the other human things!

Emile Valentine 8/24/2018 1:45am

I have accepted a job to transport Giant Bee honey, well, CAPTAIN Emile Valentine does not fear any honey, giant or otherwise! I do hope that I can get it on time, and take it to it's proper place, there are saltines requiring such toppings!

Magnus Arquebus - 8/13/2018 10:21pm

Job claimed by Emile Valentine 2018-08-24 01:45:14

GIANT BEE HONEY

We've got a half ton of Giant Bee Honey, still in the honeycomb. It's a bit sticky, but we'll make it worth your while.

Needs delivering to Oak Cliff, where they make the biggest and most prized Texas Toast in all the land. Head due east when you get to the Mammoth Onion Ring Factory.

Find us at Enormous Hives, LLC, in Apiariville. And don't let the bees bother you when they bump up against your blimp! They're just being friendly.

Tara Dactil - 4/26/2018 7:20pm

Job claimed by Emile Valentine 2018-08-24 01:48:10

Tara Dactil, casual neighborhood human-ey human with human characteristics

Hi! I am regular human being called Tara Dactil! I am just a causal human being that is not suspicious and has many normal human traits and qualities like a round pudgy face and absence of wings! I live in a normal human dwelling with normal human companions doing normal human things!

I need a box of NORMAL HUMAN THINGS, not pterodactyl eggs in a thin, worn Walmart grocery bag inside of a thin, worn cardboard box, sent to another NORMAL HUMAN, who lives in the Fresh Kills Landfill in New York, NOT because there is a pterodactyl community there secretly hiding the trash and I want my babies to have the best education!!

NO! I AM JUST A NORMAL HUMAN!! HOW MANY TIMES WILL I SAY THIS!!!! I AM TARA DACTIL, NORMAL HUMAN BEING WIT NORMAL HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am offering three percent equity in my company Pterodactyl Ventures, a house made of bones in the Yadrovo Landfill, and a cake made with the human love of me, normal human Tara Dactil.